101/43 Duke St

*Property is leased unfurnished Perched like a stylish space pigeon at the corner where Chapel Street shakes hands with Duke Street, this two-bedroom abode in the ever-enigmatic Linear complex offers a rare fusion of urban convenience, cosmic comfort, and mild architectural sorcery. Sunlight floods in as though it were personally invited, illuminating a floorplan so cleverly crafted it could have been designed by a sleep-deprived origami master. Two bedrooms - each flaunting mirrored wardrobes like fashionable lizards admiring themselves - await your slumber. One even comes with a wall-mounted TV, in case you want to stare into the glowing void before bed. The kitchen? Oh, the kitchen! It’s a sleek temple of stone benchtops, endless cabinetry portals, and Miele appliances whispering in German engineering dialects. An integrated fridge hides in plain sight, like a culinary ninja waiting to chill your oat milk. The open-plan living and dining realm spills effortlessly onto an entertainer’s balcony - perfect for sipping existential cocktails while watching the trams roll by like metallic caterpillars of destiny. The bathroom includes a bathtub, because sometimes you just need to soak your mortal shell and ponder the infinite. Nearby, a concealed laundry lurks discreetly, equipped with a Fisher & Paykel washing machine and a Simpson dryer that may or may not hum lullabies to your socks. Other curious features include: + Brand new carpets soft enough to question reality + Floorboards so fresh they practically still smell like trees + Ceiling fans spinning philosophical riddles in the air + Split-system heating and cooling (because temperature is a social construct) + Remote-access parking guarded by a digital gate dragon + A storage cage (for storing whatever cages your soul) + Lift access that whisks you skyward with surprising dignity Moments from the café chaos and supermarket symphonies of Carlisle Street, this home offers a life where everything you desire is just a whimsical hop, skip, and metaphysical jump away.